I found some of my favourite anti-sj quotes and put them where they rightfully belong
Save me for I am dying
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
i bet yang gives really good hugs.
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
the perfect family :’0
Did anyone else notice that Ash joined the Kids Next Door?
The KND probably love having an operative that’s eternally ten
Fun family animes to watch with your kids!:
- Madoka Magica
- Elfen Lied
- Ringing Bell
- Attack on Titan
- School Days
- Boku no Pico
An action film.
With a female lead.
Played by Scarlett Johanssen
With no love interest.
And Morgan Freeman.
I had no idea how much I wanted this until this moment.
and for the really talented
Bowser being a dad
Bowser is the best dad
bowser and mario actually settled their differences a long time ago and all the games with bowser’s kids are a game he sets up with the plumbers and the princess to keep all 7 or 8 of them active and engaged for an entire weekend because even the king of the koopas needs a hand sometimes wrangling all of them.
That’s why there’s never any blood, it’s all just playing tag and when you’re tagged you dramatically fall down.
peach spends her time “kidnapped” looking after the little ones and making sure they’re eating properly and doing a good job guarding their castles. once one is “defeated,” peach takes off to check in on the next one and bowser picks up his kid to come hang out back at the main castle and watch the rest of the adventure and eat some of the cake peach makes for the kids.
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
i still believe!
in the me that i believe in.
in humanity. in the future.
my drill is my soul!
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